nobody likes me

I feel unloved today because I had to go to the doc this morning and he yanked out my other ear tube and my ear hurts.

And no one (NO ONE) from my team is at work today so I'm all alone and its Friday so it's worse than if it were Wednesday or even Thursday.

I've recently come to realize that I don't know the rules for "its" and "it's". Every time I write one of 'em in MS Word, I get the green squiggly underline that says "this is incorrect usage, Stupid Human".

Not even MS Word loves me.