1. What time did you get up this morning?6am. Well, the alarm went off at 6. I sat slumped over on the edge of the bed like an abandoned stroke victim until about 6:20.
2. How do you like your steak?
I always said medium rare, but it was always too bloody. So then I said medium, but it was STILL usually too bloody. So now I'm thinking of going with medium well....
3. What was the last movie you saw?
[Theatre] Terminator: Salvation - lame collection of cheesy references to the first three movies. One and Two ruled, three and four drooled.
[DVD] Blow Up - A not thrilling, not tense, murder mystery from 1966. Probably slightly more enjoyable if you're high.]
[Netflix Online] Columbo: Fade in to Murder - Awesome! Columbo Rocks and this one had Bill Shatner as the villian. (Double Cool.)
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Ohhhhh... Now: The Mentalist - I like that he's such an egotistical, self-centered smart ass.
Ever: Too many to mention. All the old ones - The Bob Newhart Show, The Incredible Hulk, The Six Million Dollar man, The Adventures of Superman, Hawaii Five-O, Columbo, Mission: Impossible....
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
The gool old U S of A. And a vacation home in Thailand. Somewhere to the north of Bangkok - cooler.
6. What did you have for breakfast?
A chicken salad sandwich from the service station where I fueled up on the way to work. The package said it came from Minnesota.... Minnesota.
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
I'm so easy to please its pathetic. Will it enable my body to stay alive? Does it do so in a way that avoids permanent injury to me? Then I'm good with it.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Liver - feared and hated by adult children everywhere.
9. Favorite Place to Eat?
See #7.
10. Favorite dressing?
See #7.
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
1998 Toyota Camry LE. Silver on the outside, lots of neat compartments and dials on the inside. Generously donated to me by brother Jon.
12. What are your favorite clothes?
When I have to wear 'em (which, sadly, is most of the time) it's whatever is least restrictive, most comfortable.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Paula said: Greece, Italy, Vermont, Big Sur. And I would follow her anywhere.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Used to always be half empty. But then it started getting fuller. But it ebbs and flows these days - overall it's fuller than emptier these days.
15. Where would you want to retire?
See #5 and #13.
16. Favorite time of day?
I LOVE staying up late late late at night and watching movies. Mmmm... movies.
17. Where were you born?
The Ninth Circle of Hell. No. That was someone else. Marysville California.
18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Syncronized swimming, diving, martial arts, dance, gymnastics, and (of course) The World's Strongest Man Competition (w00t)....
19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
Blahdedy-blah-blah.
20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Joe Momma.
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
I place no man or woman above or below, in front of or behind, any other....
22. Bird watcher?
The main character on the DVD from #3 called women "birds". I'm an equal opportunity people watcher. Not into birds. The feathery ones.
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Nightish as the blackest night.
24. Do you have any pets?
Yes. One dog/horse/pig/bull-in-proverbial-china-shop, Isis.
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
No, but I read about a plumber in the UK who gave birth to a 30-years-dead, embryonic absorbed twin, through his belly button. Whoa.
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
An Oceanographer. Like Jacques Cousteau. Who was my hero.
27. What is your best childhood memory?
Hmmm. I think it was that one time... at band camp....
28. Are you a cat or dog person?
I am a human person, thank you very much.
29. Are you married?
Yes, 11 years of marital bliss.
30. Always wear your seat belt?
Yes. Except going from the gas station right next to the train station to the train station right next to the gas station. Then sometimes I don't. But its like a hundred feet and what's gonna happen in a hundred feet?
31. Been in a car accident?
So many; you'd think I'd always wear my seat belt.
32. Any pet peeves?
Just the pet dog. No peeves.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Cheeeeeeeeeeese....
34. Favorite Flower?
Huh! Flowers are for girls....
35. Favorite ice cream?
If you don't know by now....
36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Again, see #7.
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
None at all.
38. From whom did you get your last email?
Personal: spam from tryitoneverything.com. Work: Ilya Marenkov in Moscow.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Credit cards really WERE born in the Ninth Circle of Hell.
40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
No. But my wife did. And we both enjoyed it immensely.
41. Like your job?
Its okay. Pays the bills in a way that doesn't (usually) suck.
42. Broccoli?
Yeah?
43. What was your favorite vacation?
Thailand trip last year.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Alec and Paula
45. What are you listening to right now?
Keyboard, hum of A/C, office mate with allergies, my belly growling.
46. What is your favorite color?
I dunno... blue?
47. How many tattoos do you have?
No. The question IS, How many nipples do I have?
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
We'll see....
49. What time did you finish this quiz?
I anticipate some time before I leave the office today.
50. Coffee Drinker?
Does anybody drink coffee just because it tastes good?
51. Current favorite band or artist?
Currently enjoying alanis morissette and The (old time radio) Adventures of Superman on my iPod. Do you think her music has gotten any less angry these days?
52. Current favorite movie?
Mmmm... I haven't seen it yet, but I recently heard of a movie called Nudist Colony of the Dead. It's a zombie flick. Sounds entertaining.
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