I bought this little book called All About Me.It's a collection of questions all grouped into topics like favorites, morals, friends, wishes, etc. Basically a giant print version of those annoying e-mail surveys.
Thought I'd fill it in, a section at a time, online. (Lucky you.)
It starts with a thing called "Personal". Which I'll fill in honestly, unless it's nobody's business. Then I might lie.
Okay. (clears throat) Here goes.
Personal
Name: Daniel Gregg Mosier. At times (mostly junior high age), also referred to as Dan Nosehair, Punk, and Hey you little @!$##%, I'm gonna beat the #$$** outa you.
Address: Anybody who needs it already knows....
Who'm I kidding? Anyone who wants it can Google me and get it inside 10 seconds. I can't believe my identity hasn't been stolen.
Has it?
Phone number: See above.
Today's Date: Sigh. I hope these get more interesting. It's December 30th.
Date of birth: Again, all over the internet. July 13th. I'm forty one.
Astrological sign: Cancer the crab. This means I (supposedly) have the following associated traits:
And I guess I'm in tight with this stuff:
Education: Mmm. B.A. is in Social Work. Couple of half-assed tries at learning to be a graphic designer and a computer programmer. Even thought I was gonna be a high school teacher once.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH........
Height: five seven
Weight: around 200 pounds. (i know)
Hair color: reddish brown
Eye color: blue
Distinguishing marks: I have a hook in place of my left hand.
I'm kidding.
Blood type: Do other people know this about themselves?
Allergies: Sometimes life makes me sneeze.
And that's it.
Phone number: See above.
Today's Date: Sigh. I hope these get more interesting. It's December 30th.
Date of birth: Again, all over the internet. July 13th. I'm forty one.
Astrological sign: Cancer the crab. This means I (supposedly) have the following associated traits:
- Tenacious
- Retentive (my wife would argue this)
- Home-loving
- Loyal
- Intuitive
- Conservative
- Emotional (i'm crying on the inside)
- Loving
- Shrewd
- Changeable
- Moody
- Gloomy at times
- Clinging
- Sensitive
- Protective
- Introverted
- Romantic (i would even argue this, let alone my wife)
- Imaginative
- Security-oriented
- Warm
- Sympathetic
- Indecisive
- Insecure
- Over-protective
- Defensive
- Excess emotionality
- Timidity
- Patriotic
- Sentimental
- Caring
- Maternal instincts (whaa...?)
- Average or below average height, (wow, this stuff really IS true)
- having a slender small-boned body,
- short legs and an inclination to gain weight.
- Cancers usually have brown hair,
- a round well-defined face,
- a tan or pale complexion,
- a prominent forehead,
- large, soft eyes of green or blue,
- a shortish nose that curves straight or slightly up,
- and a full mouth with full lips and a wide smile,
- as well as long arms and fingers resting on defined hands.
- In essence, the upper body is proportionally well balanced in proportion to the lower, which may make for a rather smooth-going, attractive appearance. (Geeze, sign me up!)
And I guess I'm in tight with this stuff:
- Colors: Silver and Sea green
- Birthstones: Emerald; Pearl and Moonstone (June); Ruby (July)
- Gemstones: Moonstone; Emerald
- Day: Monday
- Metal: Silver
- Country: Scotland, Holland, New Zealand
- City: New York, Venice, Amsterdam
- Animals: All crustaceans, Anything that lives in a shell (This can't be a compliment. Right?)
Education: Mmm. B.A. is in Social Work. Couple of half-assed tries at learning to be a graphic designer and a computer programmer. Even thought I was gonna be a high school teacher once.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH........
Height: five seven
Weight: around 200 pounds. (i know)
Hair color: reddish brown
Eye color: blue
Distinguishing marks: I have a hook in place of my left hand.
I'm kidding.
Blood type: Do other people know this about themselves?
Allergies: Sometimes life makes me sneeze.
And that's it.
