today...

...i forgot to do my laundry. 

so I dried my socks with hillary's hair dryer. 

they were still kind of clammy when it was time to go

 but i put 'em on anyway.

standards

A bunch of the gang were going over to Crown Burger today for lunch. I declined (because the place is known for serving the proverbial "heart attack on a plate").

I have standards.

Then I walked over to the food court's Hot Dog on a Stick (since 1946!) and ordered:

1. a hot-dog-on-a-stick, deep-fried in cornbread batter
2. american cheese-on-a-stick, deep-fried in cornbread batter
3. a plate of french fries, deep-fried in themselves
   
4. a limeade slushy, not fried at all
   

Cause, you know...
...I have standards.