I was fortunate enough today to be the recipient of a gift that included some Laffy Taffy. As we all know, that sweet and sassy flavor is only one of the reasons to buy Laffy Taffy - the other is the great pair of jokes that come on every wrapper.
I ate 5 pieces.
- Q. When is homework not homework?
A. When it is turned into the teacher.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To get to the body shop. - Q. Why did the ghost sing off key?
A. He left his sheet music at home.
Q. What's the best way to brush your hare?
A. Hold him firmly by his long ears and brush gently. - Q. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A. Because it waves.
Q. What has a bottom on it's top?
A. Your legs. - Q. What do you call twin brothers?
A. A sunset.
Q. Why did the potato go to France?
A. Because he wanted to be a french fry. - Q. Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
Q. What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert?
A. They both have Sandy Claws.
Ah yes.
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