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Sunday, February 15, 2009

toast goes shopping

On Valentine's Day morning, I went to the store to get some breakfast fixings. Paula and I had a hankering for breakfast, but knew all the IHOP type places would have waiting lines a mile long.

Of course, Toast wanted to go with me. I said, not this time, but....

When I went out to the car, he was sitting there already buckled in. It's tough to say no to a face like that, so I said okay, you can hold the shopping list.

Toast loves taking car rides. He doesn't get to drive since he can't reach the pedals or see over the dash of a regular sized car. But, obviously, he can and does drive whenever we come across a Toast sized car.

Which, on the whole, is not that often.


True to his word, when we got into the store Toast climbed right into the shopping basket seat and held on to the list. He called out each item as we went down the isles and did a very nice job of keeping us on track.



I said Toast, you've done such a nice job you can pick out one item for yourself, as long as it's not over a dollar. He said, can I have a dark chocolate Snickers bar? I said, if you'll wait till after breakfast to eat it. He said okay.

Toast loves dark chocolate and held onto that Snickers bar like it was the last one in the world, all the way up to the counter.


When i was starting up the car to head back home, Toast grabbed my camera and took a picture of me. I said Toast, you know I don't let you use the camera without asking first. But he smiled so sweetly that I told him we would spend a few minutes taking pictures together later in the day.


As usual when we're in the car, Toast was a fountain of questions: Why are we stopping? Is it a red light? Who decided that red is for stop and green is for go? Who invented roads? If there were no roads would we still have cars...?

I just smiled and answered the best I could.


It's always fun taking a drive with Toast.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Bucket List, etc.

My responses to the latest e-mail surveys - sent to me by my boss. I think I get most of 'em from her....



Have you ever...

(X) Gone on a blind date (sadly, yes)

(X) Skipped school (has anyone NOT done this?)

(X) Watched someone die (when I was a social worker)

(X) Been to Canada (like half a mile over the border, just to say I did)

() Been to Mexico

() Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

(X) Been lost

(X) Been on the opposite side of the country

(X) Gone to Washington, DC (airport layover, never actually saw the city)

(X) Swam in the ocean

(X) Cried yourself to sleep

(X) Played cops and robbers

() Recently colored with crayons

() Sang Karaoke (if I drank and was drunk, I might do this)

(X) Paid for a meal with coins only

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (how many thousands of times?)

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) How about a snowball in the face

(X) Danced in the rain

(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus

(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe

(X) Watched the sunrise with someone

(X) Blown bubbles (the soap kind)

() Gone ice-skating

(X) Been skinny dipping outdoors (a favorite activity)

(X) Gone to the movies (whaa...?)

(X) Rode on a Motorcycle

(X) Did any acting or on stage performances

(X) Shot a gun



1. Your nickname?
Broth (as in "brother"), Danny, HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED.

2. Your Mother's name?
Carolyn, went by Carol in her later years.

3. Your Favorite drink?
Sugar-Free Dr. Pepper. Or Vault, if I'm really tired at work.

4. Do you have any Body Piercings?
Nope.

5. Do you have any Tattoos?
Nope. Just call me Mr. Natural….

6. How much do you love your job?
I loved it a lot more before it got all "Corporate-y".

7. Your Birthplace?
Marysville, California USA.

8. Favorite vacation spot?
Anywhere with a sunny beach. Anywhere in Thailand.

9. Ever been to Africa?
Not yet.

10. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner?
Soooo many times…. This morning I had cookies for breakfast.

11. Ever been on TV?
Nope.

12. Ever steal any traffic signs?
In college, I kept one that someone else stole; does that count?

13. Ever been in a car accident?
A few. Maybe "several" would be more accurate. All the other guy's fault, I'm sure.

14. Do you drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle or no vehicle?
Four doors. Three of them work.

15. Your Favorite number?
x+1 = (x + y / (x) n-1) / 2…. Not really. I found this on a website – it's a recursive something-or-other formula. I don't have a favorite number.

16. Your Favorite movie?
Today it's "Creature from the Black Lagoon". Tomorrow…?

17. Your Favorite holiday?
I apologize, but holidays are a pain in my ass.

18. Your Favorite dessert?
Chocolaty Chocolate Chocolates.

19. Your Favorite food?
I'm easy. No favorites here. I like Salmon.

20. Your Favorite day of the week?
Friday afternoon, about 5 through Saturday evening around 8.

21. How do you relax?
With a good book, or a nap, or on the computer.

22. How do you see yourself in 10 years?
As a philanthropist.

23. Furthest place you will send this message?
Thailand. Second farthest would be Denmark. Closest is one cubicle over.

24. Who will respond to this the fastest?
Why is this question always on these surveys? Is there a prize for answering first? I will give a prize to whoever answers first....

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

i apologize for my behavior

i just ordered a stuffed piece of toast online.

i don't mean actual toast with cream cheese or something in it. i mean a little cloth toast doll, with little cloth arms and little cloth legs and a little cloth face.

you can't just walk past something like that and not look back, you know? it's TOAST WITH A FACE AND ARMS AND LEGS!

YESSSSS!
WHOO-HOOOOOOO!
MOVIN' AND GROOVIN' AIN'T NOBODY PROVIN'...!!!!!

right on. wanna see a picture...?