They help you get the girl....
They make you feel young again....
They help separate fact from fiction....
The more you smoke, the more nice things you have....
They heighten romance....
They complement jewelry....
They bring families together....
Women behave provocatively when you smoke in front of them....
They're good for skin color....
M.A.S.H. Doctors use them to strengthen morale....
Smoking is friendly....
They bring out your individuality....
They aid in personal reflection....
They're a great pick-me-up during battlefield lulls....
They taste minty, not mediciney....
They are a great way to say I'm Sorry....
They epitomize Christmas cheer....
Wrestlers use them for that extra advantage in the ring....
They're dreamy....
They're round and firm; everyone likes that....
Girls gasp when you show how big they are....
They're pretty....
They double as nose rings....
You're favorite sports teams do better when you smoke....
President Reagan loved 'em....
They decrease air turbulence....
You sound sexier over the phone....
Science vouches for them....
Doctors know they're great for your T-Zone....
Santa carries them in his Toy Bag....
Children are enchanted by them....
They help women fit in better with their men....
John Wayne endorses them; what could be better than that?
Credit where credit is due: I took most of these ads from a very groovy design blog, WellMedicated. Check him out. But the pithy sayings are all mine....
No comments:
Post a Comment